dailydoseofsamantics:

There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.

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l0ngboard:

this is why i love tumblr so much oh my fucking god

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death-byflash:

shavingryansprivates:

tveits:

i’m never illegally downloading music again…

i’M FUCKING SCREAMING

I AM DEAD OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER

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ultimiavlad:

egbertdork:

paarfekt:

stupidphresh:

donafuckingtelli:

raging-raichel:

bonbuns:

lunaticbone:

impercussis:

amixedreality:

divinebrohoodofbuttz:

I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.

OMYGOD

OH MY GOD I CHOKED

…

whAT IS THIS IM CRYAING

This is the theme song to my life.

A for effort

i know i just reblogged this, but i had to again….IT GENIUS

OMFG NOT AGAIN MY EVERYTHING HURTS

hi this is me reincarnated into song form

THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.

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a-girl-of-many-fandoms:

idkmanlarryfeels:

lauren-elizzabeth:

jncera:

paulyoptosaurus:

savememilkboy:

penitenceball:

jackshoward:

WHAT

I had my volume up full blast and MY MUM THOUGHT I WAS DYING OR SOMETHING IT WAS THE FUNNINEST THING EVER AND I CAN’T BREATHE OM,G

i will keep reblogging this until it has 80000 notes

WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK

my volume was full blast…

i didnt have headphones in schoool and i played this and everyone started dying omfg

i dont even understand why im laughing 

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pyrrha713:

23devil:

catslock:

felixkitty:

the-guardian-of-hope:

wholockian-trekkie:

I GIVE YOU THE FROST FAMILY

CANDICE SAID HEAD CANON  ACCEPTED AND KELLEH AGREES

((“Mommy Frost” DEAD.))

I’ll take Mommy Frost, Teen Jack, and Baby Jack. :D

..then there’s the weird uncle no one talks about

 ^ reblogging for that XD

OMG I remember watching to old Christmas tv show with baby jack frost :) 

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vardaesque:

vardaesque:

MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD

clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy

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sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain

and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like a squirtle

(Source: shaunhasttings, via fake-mermaid)

do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob

is this what girls do

yup

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okay seriously reblog if you’re older than 12

faggotwearingvans:

octoghost:

larrychristmascuddles:

jboy2000000:

kimig11-riker6:

madara-sama-uchiha:

disney-overdose:

So far only about 400 people

:| This worries me deeply

Everyone following me better be over 12.9

You have to be it’s in the tumblr terms and conditions 

Wait no there has to be more of us then that…. D :

COME ON PEOPLE, THERE HAS GOT TO BE MORE. 

(Source: smile-breathe, via averypotterwhovian)

heatherleighann:

crazyisthenewblack:

annehathawillannehathaway:

sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:

IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER

clownfish only live 6-10 years in the wild so he’s probably dead by now

ITS A DISNEY PIXAR MOVIE

WHEN YOU’RE 18 YOUR HAIR DOESN’T GROW 700 METRES LONG BUT NOBODY BRINGS THAT UP

HELIUM WOULDNT LAST LONG ENOUGH TO CARRY SOMEONE TO PERU

LET NEMO LIVE AS LONG AS NEMO WANTS 

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richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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hiddleswiggles:

tears-pain-and-gay:

coolman229:

Oh my gosh

I just realized

David TENnant

He played the TENth Doctor.

Matt SmELEVENith

He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.

It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it

Don’t forget Christopher ENINEton. 

Don’t skip nine!

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