There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.
i’m never illegally downloading music again…
i’M FUCKING SCREAMING
I AM DEAD OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER
I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.
OH MY GOD I CHOKED
whAT IS THIS IM CRYAING
This is the theme song to my life.
A for effort
i know i just reblogged this, but i had to again….IT GENIUS
OMFG NOT AGAIN MY EVERYTHING HURTS
hi this is me reincarnated into song form
THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
I had my volume up full blast and MY MUM THOUGHT I WAS DYING OR SOMETHING IT WAS THE FUNNINEST THING EVER AND I CAN’T BREATHE OM,G
i will keep reblogging this until it has 80000 notes
WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK
my volume was full blast…
i didnt have headphones in schoool and i played this and everyone started dying omfg
i dont even understand why im laughing
I GIVE YOU THE FROST FAMILY
((“Mommy Frost” DEAD.))
I’ll take Mommy Frost, Teen Jack, and Baby Jack. :D
..then there’s the weird uncle no one talks about
^ reblogging for that XD
OMG I remember watching to old Christmas tv show with baby jack frost :)
MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD
clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy
sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain
and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like a squirtle
do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob
is this what girls do
So far only about 400 people
:| This worries me deeply
Everyone following me better be over 12.9
You have to be it’s in the tumblr terms and conditions
Wait no there has to be more of us then that…. D :
COME ON PEOPLE, THERE HAS GOT TO BE MORE.
IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER
clownfish only live 6-10 years in the wild so he’s probably dead by now
ITS A DISNEY PIXAR MOVIE
WHEN YOU’RE 18 YOUR HAIR DOESN’T GROW 700 METRES LONG BUT NOBODY BRINGS THAT UP
HELIUM WOULDNT LAST LONG ENOUGH TO CARRY SOMEONE TO PERU
LET NEMO LIVE AS LONG AS NEMO WANTS
Oh my gosh
I just realized
He played the TENth Doctor.
He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.
It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it
Don’t forget Christopher ENINEton.
Don’t skip nine!